Found this video on nymag.com. It's a gem. Basically they spotted this futuristic, two-toned hair having, gender-bending, black man (with a cinched waist!) roaming the streets of New York City. They decided they HAD to interview him for their Look Book segment. He revealed that he previously styled Beyonce and some other random celebrities. But guys, let's focus on the fact that he styled Beyonce. When he revealed this, everything just clicked in my brain. I'm going to steal Oprah's quote and admit that I had an "AHA moment!". He's a hot mess...Beyonce's a hot mess. Makes sense. So the mystery of why Beyonce dresses the way she does has been solved.
What a productive night!